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What's your

HUMANIMAL

Mood?

In a world that wants us perfect and impeccable, we proudly accept even to show ourselves in pajamas in front of the courier.

And who better than animals lives without filters?
With a healthy dose of irony, we approach everyday life with the same free spirit of a cat that ignores you when you look for it.

In the end, you don’t always have to roar like a lion; sometimes you can remain as placid as a capybara, floating serenely while chaos swirls around it.

Choose your HUMANIMAL mood!

Can't decide? How SURPRISING!

Our soul

GREEN

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Our graphics come to life on products made from recycled, organic, and eco-friendly materials… Because the planet already puts up with enough, so we better treat it well!

Print on demand:

We’ve put an end to waste by introducing the Print on Demand system: we print what we need, only when we need it.
Minimalism? No, just common sense.
This means our products are made only to order, because producing for no reason is not our favorite sport.

No waste, just

IRONY ON REQUEST

CUSTOMIZED

Products as unique as you

In our customized products section, we transform every item into a one-of-a-kind piece, tailor-made for you or someone you want to surprise—so you can say goodbye to boring gifts and anonymous accessories!
Just choose a photo, decide whether to add names, messages, or that epic phrase that represents you, and we’ll do the rest
(yes, no hassle for you!).

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ABOUT

We’re a group of hamsters trying to survive the wheel of life, but we’re also overjoyed Golden Retrievers, sleepy sloths, screaming marmots…

Experts in the “I Stagger But I Don’t Give Up” field, graduates of the University of Life, we offer you a foolproof technique for facing everyday difficulties and celebrating every quirk, obsession, and imperfection: take it with irony and self-irony.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Shipping

DELIVERYYY

Consegna in tutta Italia a 6,99€ entro 7 giorni lavorativi.
Spedizione gratuita per ordini superiori a 69€.

Easy shopping

EASY PEASY

Buy your favorite products and receive them at home in one click!

Secure payments

TAKE IT EASY

Pay with cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, or bank transfer. Payment system managed by PayPal.🔒

Sustainability

NOTHING GOES TO WASTE

Print on demand, recycled, organic, and eco-friendly materials.

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KEEP AN EYE ON US

Find out what they say about us

AND WE DIDN’T EVEN PAY THEM!

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Christmas timing Italy

If you order by Thursday, December 18th

The courier will collect your packages between Friday 19th and Monday 22nd December

Delivery expected VERY VERY unlikely by Christmas, more likely from December 29th onwards.

Orders received from Friday, December 19th will be handed over to the courier from Monday, December 29th onwards.

In any case, there may be unexpected delays during this period, so if you have any concerns, CONTACT US!

SIZE GUIDE

A = Height (length of garment, from shoulder to bottom)
B = Width (width of the garment, measured from armpit to armpit, not the circumference)

Women's T-shirt

Fitted and fitted cut.
If you’d like a more relaxed fit, we recommend choosing a size larger than usual.

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Men's T-Shirt

Fitted cut, designed for a slim fit.
If you’d like a looser or more regular fit, we recommend choosing a size larger than usual.

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Unisex sweatshirt

Soft cut.
Semi-adherent fit: it does not follow the lines of the body in a marked way, but neither alters them through structured or oversized volumes.

If you want a more fitting effect, you could evaluate a size less than your usual.
If you prefer a more relaxed or oversized look, stay on your size or go up one.

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Unisex crew neck sweatshirt

Regular fit.
It does not follow the lines of the body in a marked way, but neither does it alter them through structured or oversized volumes.

If you want a more fitted look, you may want to consider going one size smaller than usual (or two for women).
If you prefer a more relaxed or oversized look, stay on your size or go up one.

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